Lost Orchard — awkthole

What it is

Lost Orchard — a roguelike card-puzzle game running inside WeChat. Cleared MIIT mini-program filing on 2026-05-21, now officially live.

Swap the poker deck for apples, the jokers for worms, and sprinkle in a handful of roguelike randomness. You inherit a half-abandoned orchard. Only four apple varieties remain: Red Snake, Green Apple, Fuji, Gala. Each round you’re dealt 8 apples, pick up to 5, and build a hand — from “High Apple” all the way to Perfect Harvest.

I’m not winning the game. I’m losing control alongside it.

How it plays

4 suits × 13 ranks — classic poker deck reskinned as apples
9 hand types: High Apple / Pair / Two Pair / Three of a Kind / Orchard Run / Same Variety / Full Basket / Apple Crate / Perfect Harvest — max 100 chips × 8 mult
8 rounds with escalating targets: 100 → 225 → 400 → 700 → 1100 → 1700 → 2500 → 4000
Worm system: 10 worms as buffs/debuffs — Hungry, Sweet-tooth, Lazy, Crunchy, Golden, Picky, Greedy, Lucky, Farmer, Sneaky — each with its own rule
4 hands + 3 discards per round, Balatro DNA, fully apple-themed
~10 minutes per run (you’ll probably do five in a row)

Where to play

Search “失控果园” in WeChat (first result) or scan the mini-program QR. Instant play, no download.

Three promises

No money — no IAP, no banner ads, no rewarded video
No network — no login, no uploads, no silent requests; saves stay on your phone
No social — no leaderboards, no friend pings, no “help me water my orchard”

Status

Live. iPhone, Android, PC WeChat — portrait recommended.